The Real Slim Shady

May I have your attention, please?
May I have your attention, please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We\'re gonna have a problem here?
Y\'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
And started whoopin\' her ass worse than before
They first were divorced, throwin\' her over furniture (ah!)
It\'s the return of the, oh wait, no way, you\'re kidding
He didn\'t just say what I think he did, did he?
And Dr. Dre said-, nothing you idiots
Dr. Dre\'s dead, he\'s locked in my basement (haha)